All tagged 9.5
Fantastic combination of buttery cream with a grassy homage, and a favorable cocoa-to-sweetness ratio-- this drinks phenomenally well and just 'feels right.' There's a solid, flavorful heft with everything you want in a chocolate milk and nothing you don't.
Gorgeous representation of my favorite flavor combination. Sweet and chocolaty up front, with a lasting peanut buttery burn that ages more gracefully than Helen Mirren. I'm not sure I'll be able to say the same for myself after I drink this whole bottle in an afternoon. Drinkable dessert, what more could you want?
Beefy frame, plenty sweet, and an exciting 'wild' side-- yes, chicks will dig this, but so will anyone else lucky enough to try it. It's chocolaty up front, sweet through the middle, and finishes with a wild, grassy note that ties everything together and whets your appetite for more. In a world where novelty in chocolate milk is sometimes challenging to find, this brings a dropkick of indulgence followed by a blinding ray of hope for those paying close attention.
Paralyzingly creamy from initial contact through to blissful repose-- it has one of the most luxurious textures I've had the pleasure of experiencing to date, gilding any and all surfaces with buttery Jersey cream. Flavorwise, it leans more malty than overtly chocolaty. Its warm afterglow lasts minutes beyond the pint; I suspect that the impact on your soul will last significantly beyond that.
So much to like here- it's got that warmly creamy, firmly grassy body supported by.a generous salty kick that further highlights the cream flavor and deftly wraps up each sip. The cocoa flavor skews malty, making this one heck of a uniquely delicious treat.
Dense, creamy body that remains the star of the show well beyond each sip. The buttery grassiness intensifies in the aftertaste and last for several minutes, allowing for delicious, lasting reflection and a uniquely satisfying conclusion to the pint. There's additional novelty to the cocoa profile, as it has not undergone the typical dutch process-- imparting a brighter, and slightly tactile cocoa presence throughout.
Absolute jaw-dropping flavor coming at you from all sides-- chocolaty, sweet, salty, buttery, creamy-- everything is cranked up to the max yet it remains balanced and easily drinkable. I refuse to believe that this is reduced fat (2%)-- it's in elite company even among whole chocolate milks. I could hand this to anyone in the world and be 100% confident that they would enjoy it.
Fantastically buttery throughout-- in a way that intensifies with each sip and ultimately provides one of the most satisfying afterglows I've had from a chocolate milk thus far, and that's saying something. The cocoa flavor is fairly understated, and I must say my repeated attempts to locate it are only making me enjoy this more and more.
Just…wow! An incredibly unique combination of: super chocolaty, powerfully sweet, nicely thin, yet indulgently creamy! I love that it has the confidence in itself to avoid the standard thickeners and to gum up the texture unnaturally. As a result, you have one heck of an indulgent treat that wouldn't be a bit out of place on a high-end dessert menu. But for now, it's in my fridge, and I'm delighted to have it!
Fantastic buttery cream (with a hint of grass on the back-end), sweet-salty balance, and prominent cocoa flavor-- all the trappings of a top-notch creamline chocolate milk that overdelivers happiness to and through the palate.
Gorgeously buttery and perfect ratio of (relatively thin) viscosity and (extremely high) creaminess. Gives you that warm feeling in your mouth, mind, and soul-- a feat often pursued but rarely achieved. The cocoa flavor is nicely in front of the sweetness, over all this is a painfully delicious way to spend your time!
Fantastically punchy, bright cocoa headlines a densely-packed onslaught of flavor that hits all the notes. Creamy, buttery, salty-- your taste buds certainly won't feel short-changed at any point along this ride. Consistently delicious, and deliciously consistent-- an absolutely brilliant addition to the already stellar Tennessee chocolate milk scene!
A warm descent into cocoa-creaminess rewards the mouth and soul in equal proportions, and causes you to seriously question past chocolate milk choices without making you feel bad about them.
Absolutely phenomenal on the palate— delivering powerfully grassy Jersey cream and cocoa with an artfully deft restraint on the sweetness lever. It’s bold, beefy, and brave in the best possible sense. I will cry when this bottle is empty. I don’t cry often.
Densely flavorful without the cumbersome body— truly a masterpiece that lines up exceedingly well with my personal proclivities. The slightly mature cocoa flavor is delivered through a delicious grassy cream that seeks out your tastebuds with masterful precision and care. It knows it’s good, but refuses to brag.
Unapolagetically confident in its creamy base and maturely indulgent cocoa flavor— where sweetness plays very much a supporting role and is better for it. It’s dessert-y, and wholly satisfying without the oft-used sugary ‘crutch’— in short, it’s a magnificent way to spend a few bucks, a few hundred calories, and a few precious moments of your life.
More malty than chocolaty, but more creamy than malty— a delectably smooth and tasty experience that concludes with a grassy, salty caress. Not sure if that conjures the right imagery, but it’s what came to mind.
Girth with purpose! Its densely concentrated flavor explodes on the tongue with salt, malt, cocoa, and lovely grassy cream that manages to extend its flavorful footprint long after the swallow. Simply put— there’s a whole lot to like, and fortunately, I’ve got a whole lot to drink.
Every bit as delectable as its reduced fat sibling (just a tad girthier), this could very well be the best shelf-stable chocolate milk available. Unapologetically grassy, salty, and buttery (not necessarily in that order)— it delivers loads of indulgence from mouth to brainstem to duodenum— and all points in between.
Each sip is an entire dessert in itself. Gorgeous in presentation, impossibly decadent in cocoa flavor, and sweet enough to rot out your molars. It drinks thinner than you expect, but the indulgence strikes harder than you expect— even after you’ve had multiple ounces. This is an experience I won’t soon forget— it’s hives-inducingly chocolaty, and will scratch that indulgence itch all the way down to the bone.
