All tagged 9.5
A mass of deliciously creamy cocoa— so thick you can almost chew it. Its salty kick adds dimension to the cream, punch to the cocoa, and overall finality to the exit— which will be spent in reverence. There’s plenty of heft, but its delicious payoff more than does it justice.
Deliciously dense, with laser-focus on the cocoa experience, which for me, even after 1,400+ chocolate milks, stands out as uniquely prominent and tasty. The creamy base expertly delivers its punchy flavor evenly across all of your tastebuds, and even finding some that were either long dormant or you didn’t know existed.
Absolute poetry on the palate! Leaves both mouth and soul with a warm satisfaction that is rarely achieved—consider each 8-ounce serving as a legitimate creamy/salty/malty ticket to rapture.
Luxuriously creamy with a beautiful buttery malt that implores further consumption at a deliberately focused rate. The cocoa flavor won’t kick your door down, but it chooses to develop in the latter half of the draw before exiting gracefully.
A chocolate milk that gets everything right- it’s powerfully chocolaty, strongly but appropriately sweet, and built on a delicious foundation of creamy girth that just ‘feels’ right. Anyone who even remotely likes chocolate, milk, or both is sure to LOVE this.
Effortlessly indulgent— 3 simple ingredients combine to form an absolutely fantastic sip-able chocolate experience, where sweetness is there every step of the way though you hardly notice.
Confidently carries that unmistakeable Jersey-cream flavor to lofty heights by pairing it with malty cocoa and finely-tuned sweet/salty balance. There’s a satisfying girth to its body, though the cream dispersion makes it not only accessible, but highly pleasurable.
Deliciousness levered by velvety cream and salty-malty spirit. The thin yet luxuriously creamy medium makes sipping an absolute breeze— delivering indulgent flavor with effortless finesse.
Explosive flavor whose components work in harmony to deliver a truly rewarding and indulgent experience. There’s chocolate, malt, sweetness, salt, and a grassy cream that politely holds the door for you on the way out.
Lethally punchy flavor that is immediately accessible and unwavering throughout the experience. Is it sweet? Yep. Is it chocolaty? For sure. Does it stand out in a crowded sea of chocolate milk? Absolutely!
Its warm, buttery base and malty undertone combine to deliver a flavor that peaks in the latter third of each sip, resulting in an experience that feels deliciously complex in its simplicity.
Luxuriously smooth with a full-mouth cocoa payoff that lasts well beyond each draw. Its effortless base aces the viscosity-to-creaminess ratio and exudes indulgence upon every surface it touches.
Flavorfully dense, with layers of cream and chocolate, punctuated throughout by a salty snap that intensifies the experience and yet keeps the aftertaste concise and true. There’s a punch to the flavor and a depth to the cream that lights the path to indulgence.
Abundantly flavorful and an aftertaste that remains true, and yet leaves you wanting more. There’s a warmness to the cream that feels like a fleece sweater on a chilly morning— exactly what you need.
Exudes a confident simplicity that many of us long to attain— it’s extraordinarily well-balanced, prominently chocolaty, and an absolute dream to imbibe.
Punchy cocoa flavor accentuated by a salty snap that ensures a clean, wholly satisfying finish. On the texture side, its brilliant viscosity-to-creaminess ratio provides maximum drinkability perfect for any situation— post-morning-workout guzzle, mid-afternoon introspective procrastination, or after-dinner fireside confabulation. I endeavor to try them all.
Buttery in the way that only creamline milk can achieve— this is a perfect paradigm of the cream-to-viscosity ratio that I value so much. The flavor disperses and sustains with silky uniformity that feels effortless yet highly rewarding.
Devastatingly focused on delivering a clean, true cocoa flavor that pairs exceedingly well with the cream to provide a top-flight drinking experience. There’s a salty bite and a fleeting but blissful grassy back-end that both feels like a reward, yet is rewarding in itself.
Delicious from first sip to navel-gazing repose; it’s evident that great care went into the cocoa profile, both in the flavor and how to maintain its presence throughout the experience. The powerful cocoa flavor leaves an ephemeral chalky footprint— one that you’ll want to follow back to the fridge time and time again.
The cream coats your insides with a sagacity that one can only hope transmutes to the soul itself, providing a physically warm, intellectually cozy experience— bafflingly achieved through drinking a chilled liquid. Lo, the enigma of paradox!
