The sweetness has a sharp bite to it that carries on into the aftertaste and wrests control of the entirety of the drink. From a texture standpoint, it’s grainy and unnecessarily thick. Can’t recommend this one.
All tagged 1.5
Core Power Elite High Protein Chocolate Milk Shake
Thick, chalky, and what sweetness exists tastes artificial and weird, though not completely out of character for Fairlife products. I appreciate that it’s low sugar and (very) high protein and it bears much more semblance to milk than other products in its category— but to drink it for its flavor is not recommended.
Monster Muscle Monster Chocolate Energy Shake
Smells like turpentine, looks like coffee, tastes like a bit of a mixture of the two. There is a little bit of a creamy component that is welcomed, but the overwhelmingly dominant flavor is a sour/rummy/chemically taste that lingers in the mouth beyond what you’d hope.
Koiwai Family Milk & Cocoa
In this case, less flavor across the board makes it more palatable than many other canned chocolate drinks. The texture is thicker and chalkier than expected but the taste didn't outright offend me-- it was just poor.
DyDo Cacao Rich Cocoa Beverage
My first split-second impression upon taking a swig was ‘beer’ (and I hate the taste of beer). The feeling is fleeting, but it reappears each time I take a sip— there’s a slight hoppy-ness that I can’t deny is there. Feels like it’s trying too hard to be ‘rich’ but it’s really hard to fake it with meager fat content.
Jetty Chocolate Taste
Not as bad as I expected— but still not something worth drinking. I was expecting strong, bad flavor, and to my surprise it wasn’t strong.
Guylian Real Chocolate Milk Café Original
Fake cocoa taste— like it’s trying to emulate a powdery chocolate candy. Tries to make up for it with sweetness, but that works against it as well. Best to avoid altogether.
Yili Chocolate Milk (250mL)
Powdery, fake, candy-like flavor that fortunately dissipates quickly due to the watery texture. It does leave you with an aftertaste that reminds you that you've made a mistake.
Bright Dairy Chocolate Milk (UHT)
More watery than I remember the fresh version being, but definitely a strong resemblance in flavor. No cream, no salt, not good.
Fine Life Chocolate Flavored Milk
Has a sourish cocoa taste (similar to Mullermilch, perhaps) and it's hard to find something to like aside from the smoothness. Despite the smoothness, however, it dries the mouth out a little post-swallow. No salt or cream to be found, this is an unfortunate combination of ingredients.
Anlene BonezActiv Low Fat Chocolate Flavoured Milk
Possibly the most tasteless product I’ve had. If you need calcium, chewing a pill would provide more flavor.
F&N Magnolia Chocolate Malt Milk
Insanely sweet and fake-seeming malt flavor is too much for even my immature palate.
Kroger CarbMaster Ultra-Filtered Nonfat Chocolate Milk
Everything is a miss here, from the overly emulsified texture to the noticeably unnatural sweetness that makes your mouth water (not in a good way). I’ve had worse, only because I’ve tried about 260 others to this point.
Deans Chug Chocolate Milk Shake
It’s like drinking pudding. Pudding that has decently strong chocolate flavor, but otherwise is a deluge of sugar and starch.
Sneakz Organic Chocolate Milkshake
Tastes marginally better than you’d expect considering the ingredients (spinach, beets, cauliflower, etc.) but when compared with more traditional chocolate milk, it borders on foul.
Milbona Der Leichte Schoko Drink
Sourish, very chalky, whatever flavor it is that comes through tastes unnatural. There’s a watery finish which (thankfully) sweeps away the bad flavor— like hosing out the inside of a catbox.
Landlob Cacao Drink
Despite thinness and smoothness, the texture is artificial feeling and just a bit ‘off.’ The flavor is worse— you have to look very hard to find any inkling of cocoa and the sweetness is dull and flat.
Müllermilch Die Leichte Schoko
Similar egg nog like taste to other Mullermilch products, the taste is just impaired by the ‘light’ qualification. The sweetness tastes sharp and fake, there's no creamy aspect, just overall a poor tasting item.
Schärdinger Meine Linie Schoko Drink
Just bad. I know it’s 30% less sugar and lactose free, and for what it is, maybe that’s fine. But objectively, it tastes like wet cardboard.
Coop Jamadu Chocato Drink
Despite a creamy quality that you sense in the aftertaste, this is not a tasty chocolate milk. It lacks sweetness and cocoa flavor in a major way, and is not worth more than a couple of sips.