MrBeast Feastables Chocolate Milk
Notes:
| Cocoa and 'cooked milk' flavor engage in a contentious yet civil battle for supremacy, with each claiming a piece of the crown at different points in the sip. Sweetness, salt, and cream play their supporting roles competently and remain in balance throughout. Texture-wise, it feels satisfying and fully-burdened, without veering into sludgy/chalky territory that claims many a protein-fortified chocolate milk. The 'good' certainly outweighs the 'bad'-- there are several things to like here. Rarely do you find a 'whole' protein fortified chocolate milk that employs real sugar as a sweetener. I also applaud the commitment to Fair Trade and eradication of child labor in the chocolate industry. My reviews are solely on taste/drinking experience, however, this remains a tasty and portable (UHT) way to enjoy a few extra grams of protein. That 'cooked milk' or caramelized lactose flavor is inevitable in ultra-high-temp pasteurization; I get that it's a necessary evil when balancing flavor with distribution and shelf life limitations. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 5.5 | 7.0 | 6.0 | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6.0 | 8.0 | 5.5 | 6.5 | 7.0 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| [online] | walmart.com | 414mL plastic (4 pack) |
USD 9.88 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 99 | 3.9 | 2.4 | 10.8 | 9.9 | 0.0 | 5.6 | 0.07 | 210 |
Ingredients:
| Milk, sugar, milk protein isolate, cocoa [processed with alkali], natural flavor, dipotassium phosphate, tricalcium phosphate, salt, carrageenan, Vitamin D3. |
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Product of USA
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